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DEFINITION: To radiate confidence and satisfaction with everything you do. After all, if you don't congratulate yourself for a job well done, who will?

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Backpatsturbate

Created by: warped

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Sentence: As Phil showed his guests his collection of high school trophies, it was obvious he was backpatsturbating.

Etymology: ......I'm not even gonna go there, this is a family website. You guys should be able to figure this one out.

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Autobackpattia

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: ah' toe bak pat' ee uh

Sentence: Bob was rushed to the emergency room after his impressive display of autobackpattia left severe contusions on his shoulder blades.

Etymology: auto + back + pat

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Amthebest

Created by: kevinrio

Pronunciation:

Sentence: "I amthebest, as usual" Cannot be used at other persons

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Glowt

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: glo/t

Sentence: All day long all he did was glowt, glowt, glowt - it was very annoying.

Etymology: glow + gloat

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Complehint

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: Comp-leh-hint

Sentence: Henry went around the neighborhood to complehint about building the new entertainment center we got at Wal-Mart.

Etymology: Complehint is a mush of the words compliment and hint. The meaning is to compliment oneself while hinting for a compliment from others.

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Outproud

Created by: gregbatch

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Figjamancy

Created by: elstiko

Pronunciation: Fig-Jam-an-see

Sentence: Hubert exuded an abnormal amount of figjamancy despite his recent spate of lawsuits and failed marriages.

Etymology: I'm Good, Just Ask Me - FIGJAMancy

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COMMENTS:

smiles and lollipops! - elstiko, 2006-12-13: 23:08:00

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Egloat

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: e-gloat

Sentence: When I read Chris's word, I suddenly realized that I could think of a better one, and so I did. That's why I'm egloating now. Any questions?

Etymology: ego+gloat

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